You’ll never get rich being a member of the loyal opposition, but you’ll earn a dissent living.
You’ll never get rich living on a mountaintop and working in the valley, but you’ll earn a descent living.
You’ll never get rich being a tour guide at the museum, but you’ll earn a docent living.
You’ll never get rich giving your opinions that no one wants to hear, but you’ll earn a two-cent living.
You’ll never get rich selling musk, vanilla, and honeysuckle, but you’ll earn a three-scent living.
Of course you’ll go broke if you give your aromas away, but until that time comes you’ll earn a free-scent living.
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